Silicon Valley companies has reportedly employed the services of Wiccan witch named Reverend Joey Talley help them deal with hackers, computer viruses and demonic possessions.
Reverend Joey Talley
Silicon Valley companies in the US have put in their employ, a witch named Reverend Joey Talley to help them fight hackers, computer viruses and all types of paranormal activity in the work place.
Reverend Joey Talley is a witch of the Wicca faith with more than four decades of experience in dealing with the occult and three Master’s degrees under her belt. Based in Marin County, just outside Silicone Valley, the Wiccan witch is the-go-to person for computer programmers, software designers, and engineers facing problems that they feel are supernatural in nature.
Despite her lack of intellectual knowledge of the world of technology, she is still widely consulted by top experts in the field when challenges get out of hand.
According to Talley, “Most people want me to protect their computers from viruses and hacks, so I’ll make charms for them. I like to use flora.”
If plants fail, she turns to Jet, a black gemstone that acts as an energy blocker, ideal for debugging office hardware. However, larger or more vulnerable computer networks often require “a rainbow of colors to divert excess energy.”
She casts a spell over the entire company as her final option when every other opitions fails and this corrects every anomaly in their systems.